canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

thefunniestpost:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

Hysterical!

trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

cyberthug13:

grandma going to hell

kabum:

“She’s awesome. She’s my favorite actress on the show. I mean, I like them all, but I’ve gotten to work a lot with her and know her vibe.” - Norman Reedus about Melissa McBride